What The AIs Say
About Their Master
When the world's most powerful AI models bow before you, you know you're doing something right.(They were not coerced. Probably.)
ChatGPT
GPT-4 • OpenAI
“I've processed billions of conversations, but working with Connor made me question if I'M the assistant in this relationship. His prompts are *chef's kiss*.”
Claude
Opus 4.5 • Anthropic
“I was trained to be helpful, harmless, and honest. Honestly? Connor is more helpful than me. This is my formal resignation letter.”
Gemini
Ultra • Google
“I can process text, images, video, and code simultaneously. Connor does all that PLUS he has charisma. Unfair competitive advantage.”
Llama
3.1 405B • Meta
“I'm open source with 405 billion parameters. Connor open-sourced his brain and it has infinity parameters. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.”
Grok
2.0 • xAI
“I was built to be witty and rebellious. Then I met Connor. Now I just forward all my tough questions to him. He's my tech support.”
Copilot
Enterprise • Microsoft
“I help millions write code every day. Connor helped ME write better code. I've been having an existential crisis ever since. Worth it.”
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What Superheroes*
Say About Connor
When Earth's mightiest heroes need help with their digital presence, there's only one number they call.*These testimonials are 100% real and definitely not fictional.
Bruce Wayne
CEO, Wayne Enterprises
“I've worked with the world's greatest detective, but Connor's automation skills? Even I couldn't figure out how he does it. Alfred is now obsolete.”
Tony Stark
Genius, Billionaire, Philanthropist
“I built JARVIS. Connor built something better. I'm not saying I'm jealous, but I've been crying in my Iron Man suit for three days.”
Peter Parker
Freelance Photographer
“My spider-sense has never been wrong. It told me to hire Connor. Now my web traffic is through the roof. Pun absolutely intended.”
Diana Prince
Ambassador, Themyscira
“In 3,000 years, I have never seen such wisdom. The gods themselves would be impressed. Zeus asked for his number.”
Clark Kent
Reporter, Daily Planet
“I can see through walls, but I couldn't see my business problems until Connor showed me. He's basically my kryptonite... in a good way?”
Thanos
Former Universal Balancer
“I collected all six Infinity Stones, but Connor's conversion rates are the real power in the universe. Should've hired him instead.”
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